Yesterday, Steve and I went to a 49ers game. It’s not that I dislike football or that I don’t understand it, it’s just that I think it’s a little overwrought. During the first half, our neighbors got my commentary, which included “Delay of game is a pretty rich call in football” and “That was a [...]
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Football
Posted in I would like to register a complaint, World Issues and Stuff on December 5, 2011 | 2 Comments »
Why I Think I Might Sort of Be Done with Triathlon for a Little Bit
Posted in I would like to register a complaint, Triathlon on November 27, 2011 | 7 Comments »
I was going to call this post “F*&% You All, Your Lives Are Not That Cool,” but I’ve been informed I’m “negative” and “intense” online, so instead we’ll go with this. Last weekend my phone committed suicide on Friday afternoon after trying to upgrade its Enterprise server via the directions from work. I swear I [...]
So, yes, there was a wedding
Posted in I would like to register a complaint, Life and shit on November 8, 2011 | 8 Comments »
Here’s some pretty pictures from the wedding – cause obviously, that was the whole point. And, yes, we did exchange ‘bling.’ And, no, it wasn’t Steve’s idea – it was mine and it was brilliant. I don’t like wedding cake, so there was a brownie sundae bar. Which, I hear, was good. I couldn’t figure [...]
Speaking Truth
Posted in I would like to register a complaint, Why You Wish You Were Me on October 9, 2011 | 3 Comments »
Steve told me that he had been having a Kelly-esque reaction to people telling him he should be grateful for his injury not being worse. I said I thought he should tell them they should be even more grateful then for not having an accident in the first place. That basically you should just always [...]
Headed to Tahoe Soon
Posted in I would like to register a complaint, Life and shit, Race Reports on July 31, 2011 | 3 Comments »
We were watching old episodes of Glee yesterday and the incredibly annoying, patronizing episode went on and on about loving yourself and one girl – who supposedly was not hot – v. another girl – who was supposedly hot. Except like it’s TV, so everyone is relatively hot. It’s really annoying when we all pretend one [...]
This is not a videoblog
Posted in I would like to register a complaint, Life and shit on February 11, 2011 | 4 Comments »
Steve wanted to videoblog my rambling rant with hand gestures earlier, but I broke our video camera like 6 months ago and the one I have for work is, eh, shit and anyway I’m really good talking on camera unless Steve is there, because then I just think he’s being all judgemental. So, instead bullet [...]
My Health
Posted in I would like to register a complaint, Life and shit on January 28, 2011 | 3 Comments »
You don’t want to know about how busy and shitty this week has been — it’s not interesting, or rather the only part that was interesting was the part where I was yelled at for hating the Constitution, but that wasn’t even the shitty part. Just suffice it to say that other people cried; this [...]
The Dangers of the Information Superhighway
Posted in I would like to register a complaint on December 14, 2010 | 3 Comments »
So, I’m sitting here eating sushi and watching Frasier (yes, Steve’s out of town) and I thought I’d tell you a story. Gawker sucks. End of story. A few years ago — like when I had free time at work — I wanted to comment on one of the Gawker sites. Naturally, as with everything [...]
What I like the most
Posted in I would like to register a complaint on October 19, 2010 | 6 Comments »
I’m about to go to bed. I had a busy day of lunch with Vivek, listen to Patch talk at Cal J-School, talk to my advisor from Cal, another snack with Christine. But, I was thinking about my job — since lots of people have been talking about it lately. Things I like about reporting: [...]
Motorized Bike
Posted in I would like to register a complaint on October 17, 2010 | 2 Comments »
I got my motorized bike and I made it home without dying (so there, Mom): It’s more of a moped than a bike, but I’m not totally clear on the rules now. It is a bike that has a $130 motor stuck on it, so do I have to follow bike rules or car rules? [...]
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